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    as written by, "Mr.Music Hall", Allen Hall

~SUN COAST DIXIELAND JAZZ SOCIETY’S* 20TH ANNIVERSARY DINNER/DANCE

 January 20, 2007

    Saturday Jan 20, we danced to three members of the “Titan Hot 7”. The TH7 is one of the most popular bands on the Trad. Jazz fest circuit. Jazz Fest circuit. The TH3 was composed of Bob Draga on clarinet, Jeff Barnhart on piano and Danny Coots on drums. They are all superlative jazz musicians, and since they often play together, it is obvious that they can read each other’s musical minds. Further, they are all cut-ups. This made for an evening more for entertainment than for dance. However, Rudy and I got in a few, including one at 288 BPM—once again, as if I needed another object lesson, I know why I shouldn’t dance at that tempo. Halfway through, my will was conquered by wilting stamina. But, we had the good plastic surface, faux-wood floor all to ourselves. This proves we were the dumbest people in a room filled with about 320 elderly dixielandophiles. The venue was the classy bar/restaurant in a golf clubhouse in Largo (a St. Petersburg burb), but the room had bad acoustics and was full of chatty folks. However, at the band break, they did a fix on the sound system so we could hear the band AND the piano, which was all but silent during the first set. The bass player from the Bill Allred Classic Jazz Band was scheduled, but did not show. Neither did nifty jazz vocalist, Claudette Pepper, who scored a good-bread gig instead. She is one of Bob Draga’s exs, so maybe that had something to do with her decision. The buffet food was very good, and included poached salmon. How ‘bout that? The music started at 6:30 and ended right around 10:30. The tix for non-society members were $40, a little stiff for our budget, but I’m glad we went.

      * This is still one of the more robust trad. jazz societies with 742 members in ’06, but the inevitable actuarial attrition is showing. The society started with 419 members in 1987, with membership rising for 9 continuous years to a top of 1,175 members in 1997. Since then, the membership has been in decline. The society runs one of the most successful trad jazz fests, The Sun Coast Dixieland Jazz Festival, which is held every November in Clearwater Florida . Rudy and I have attended for 4 years, and they still draw well, with no fall-off, so far, in the number of bands invited.

~BACK TO THE GROTTO  January 21, 2007

    Sunday Jan 21, we danced at the Zendah Grotto at the regular swing dance there. As always, the DJed music was a mix of swing, R&R, and up-tempo Blues, at a mix of tempos designed to please (or displease in equal measure) all of the diverse types of swing dancers which attend. There is a sort of segregation of dancers in this venue, with the Lindy Hoppers in one corner at stage left, the older 6-counters along the wall at stage right, beginners at the back of the room and the Rockabillies evenly dispersed throughout the room. Some time soon, I must think about the social implications of the distribution of dancers in a room, but, right now. I am fighting a cold, and the medicine rendering it sufferable is making me goofier than normal. 

~LAST TIME THIS WINTER AT THE GROTTO

     Sunday January 28 at the Zendah Grotto and Abdul Presume was DJing. I think he did a great job. He played “The Suits are Picking up the Bill” by the Squirrel Nut Zippers—love that band, and love that tune, and haven’t heard it in such a long time. If I am not mistaken The SNZ are or were based in Nashville, and, even though they were a highly un-Retro-Swingish band, they were popular during  the Retro-Swing era, but I have not seen any evidence that they are still together—guess I should Google them, whenever I get to a Googleable speed hook-up. With the current popularity of Charleston , I would think the SNZ are due a revival.

 

**HOT NEWS BULLETIN: This just in. The Zippers, who disbanded in 2001, are touring again (pulse Yehoodi  and SwingoutofTown.com for dates and venues). Yippee! The “30s punk band” which otherwise defied pigeon-holing, is together and playing again

     There was a big crowd of dancers and a good turnout of Lindy Hoppers. I was told that the Sunday night swing dance at the Grotto is pulling in lots of LHers from Orlando and even a few from Gainesville . This group sponsors a big dance in October in Tampa with a swinging big band and beau coup floor at a classy dance facility. Last year it was Georgie Gee and Barbara Morrison. So, if you are in the Tampa area in October, think about it.

    We only danced 8 days in January—hard to get in dancing when the closest venue is 100 miles away.   

 

~LINDY GRAS IN THE BIG EASY (NUMBER V)  January 31 to February 4, 2007

    Wed, January 31st. We danced at Rock n’ Bowl in the pre-pre-exchange party, and we have never seen the floor in better condition—they must have mopped it. Playing was the Joe Krown Quartet (keyboard, tenor, bass and drums), and I enjoyed them—they mixed the tempos, threw in some good shuffles with Joe adding bounce-figures on keyboard. The bassist played a held six string bass, and, as a result his solos were musically interesting. A couple of Latin tunes on swing night didn’t annoy me at all, as there were, as always, a contingent of ballroom dancers at Rock & Bowl. The bowling alley lanes were closed—Oh! bless’d relief for the ears. Some out-of-town Lindy Gras exchangers were in town early, so finding some familiar faces was fun. Midtown Alleys Rock & Bowl is the venue for the regular Wed. night New Orleans swing dance, 133 S. Carrolton Ave at Interstate-10, $5, 8:30, always live music, generous sized tile floor, easy parking, full bar, probably all ages, and, recently, no smoking.

    We passed on the Thursday night pre-exchange do, which was a 13 venue, live music, pub-strut. See, it was a dark and stormy night—wet and cold too. Not much lost as we will be in New Orleans for 15 days—plenty of time to catch gigs for all of our favorite bands.

     Fri. Feb 2. The evening dance was held on the third floor of historic Gallier Hall in uptown. It is an impressive building, erected in the middle of the 19th century, and served as the New Orleans City Hall for 100 years. The 2,680 sq ft of hardwood floor (I walked it off) in the ballroom was shiny (It looked like it had been finished with polyurethane), but someone dusted what appeared to be talcum powder, thus rendering the floor nicely danceable. There was always room to dance during the three hours we were there.

     Simply put, the band was ACES! It was “Bob French and the Tuxedo Jazz Band”, a quintet of tenor, piano, guitar, bass and drums, plus a woman jazz singer. The musicianship was sterling; they swung hard, they made a “tight” ensemble, and, if you have ever heard Abby Lincoln sing, you have a good idea of what the vocalist could do. This was a band and singer almost too good to dance to.

       Apparently, my enthusiasm for this band was not shared by many of the dancers, which brings me to a point of reflection. I heard plenty of big band swing music when I was a pup, but I was imprinting on jazz as a teenager when jazz modernity (Parker, Gillespie and Monk) created a new vocabulary for the music. It is difficult to find an old or young jazz musician today which has not been thoroughly conversant in that vocabulary. I am comfortable with that vocabulary, and it does not bother me if that straight-ahead-and-right-down-the-middle form of jazz is not highly rhythmic However, there are many young Lindy Hoppers who, until they started dancing, had not heard put an active listening ear to that form of jazz. As a result, they find it foreign, and worse they think it is inappropriate for Lindy Hop because it is not highly rhythmic. Since the enormous international dissemination of Balboa, and the recent popular re-emergence of Charleston, young dancers have fallen in love with 2-feel music such as Gypsy jazz, and Dixieland (nee N.O. style Hot Jazz). It makes sense as Balboa is a vertical dance, and both it and Charleston lay well on 2-feel music. Both dances utilize no triple-steps, and, thus, can be done at fast tempos, exactly the tempos common in Gypsy jazz and Trad. Jazz. It seems there is a common misconception that since Lindy Hop is an old dance, it should be danced to old music. To a degree, I disagree with this. In my opinion, Lindy Hop can be done to any 4/4 time signature, four-feel jazz, and one which, preferably, swings. I find something wrong with the notion that Lindy Hoppers need to be hammered with rhythmic pulse. There! I am off the soap-box—gotta have at least one “view” in each “News and Views”.    

      Unfortunately, the ballroom acoustics were boomy, and I had trouble holding the rhythm if there wasn’t a direct line between my old ears and the drummer.

       Lindy Gras laid out a gratis spread consisting of a hot table with gumbo, plus two types of Jambalaya. Lemmie tell you, it was all gooooood. The ballroom was well-lighted, and Lindy Gras had use of the remainder of the side rooms on the third floor for seating, schmoozing and stowing dance bags.

      This event pulls dancers in from all over. Rudy and I got to dance with 4 dancers from Japan (one lead and three follows), and they were all top drawer, with sound dance mechanics, solid leading and following skills, pleasing styling, and a willingness to cut-up. I told them, “Lindy Hop is an international language, and you speak it fluently.”

    Sat Feb 3. Back at Gallier Hall for the evening dance, and the floor remained delightful.

     The band was “ Detroit Brooks and the Syncopated Percolators” a trad. jazz sextet of trumpet, clarinet, piano, upright bass, banjo and drums, plus the same wonderful female vocalist who sang on Friday night. There was fine musicianship throughout the band, they were was locked-in tight, but they suffered from uneven sound—the base was not amplified and the drummer played mostly with brushes. If you got the acoustic wash at the front of the bandstand, the pulse was evident; away from it, not so evident. The trumpet players had a huge fat tone, but then, New Orleans has always been a trumpet player’ town, players with big open tones. The only thin tone trumpeter I ever heard in New Orleans was Jeremy Davenport, but then, while he is a fine horn player, he is more known as a good lounge vocalist than a robust trumpet player. The pianist was most interesting and he amused the band mightily with delicious variety. The clarinetist was about as good as you will hear in the New Orleans Hot Jazz idiom. This was a fine 2-feel band to dance to, and the crowd loved them—they were given a thunderous ovation at the end of the evening.

      Once again, we were fed free good and plentiful Gumbo and Jambalaya, plus Falafel and other delicious side dishes. Hey! This is New Orleans and nobody should go poorly fed or under fed in this town, and Lindy Gras saw to it that we didn’t.

     Rudy and I both got in many great dances with many great partners, and we helped close-up the evening dance at midnight—we must have been enjoying ourselves.

     Sun. Feb. 4. The evening dance was at Café Brasil, one of several jazz joints near the corner of St Charles and Frenchmen Streets**. in the Faubourg Marigny section just northwest of the French Quarter. It appears much jazz has congregated in Faubourg Marigyn venues. The floor was variably danceable and appeared to be inlaid marble, but it was too dark to tell. Rudy and I wore our caps with lights on the bills during one dance, and, once again, we were laughed at. The acoustics were good, and the band, “Palmetto Bug Stompers” was great. It was an intensely rhythmic sextet; which harkened back to the spasm street bands of the early 1900s. Composed of a clarinetist (who should have played all night in the chalumeau register; he had tone and intonation problems up-stairs), a fine trumpet player, a stand up bass, a rub-boardist and two guitars. (Note: no drums and no piano), they are a 2-feel band, they played together beautifully, they moved the tempos around, and I liked them a lot. The floor was crowded, not as bad as trying to dance with your whole high school class in a bedroom walk-in closet, like we have experienced on occasion in Minn. , NYC and L.A., but still, floor space was damned dear. Rudy and I hung in there until 11:30, and we had fun. Well, I had more fun than she did, because on a crowded floor, my head is not close to armpits and flying elbows. 

     ** Other jazz joints in Marigny are ”The Spotted Cat”, “d.b.a”. and “ Snug Harbor ” (which books national jazz talent).

     Incidentally, as per our usual M.O., we attended no late night or afternoon dances; we need time to recover in order to dance another day.

    General comments: Lindy Gras drew 230 dancers; I sure hope “Dance New Orleans” cleared the expenses nut, as the cost for all the mandatory security on Fri. and Sat. nights cannot be cheap. They threw one hellova good exchange—this is our first Lindy Gras, and it now ranks among our favorites, especially because of the quality of live music, and because this exchange draws many kindred dancers who seem as interested in jazz as they are in Lindy Hop. My heart-felt kudos go to everyone in Dance New Orleans Inc. It was a minor miracle that they were able to pull off Lindy Gras IV last year only a few months after Katrina, and even today, there are still few things easy in the Big Easy.

     The city is still seriously wounded, and it will require a long convalescence, but it does not now seem in mortal danger like it did when we saw it 3 months post-Katrina Grey Line is offering 3 hour Katrina damage bus tours. This, I guess, for people with morbid curiosity, but I would no more go on that tour than I would go into a morgue to look at cadavers of the murdered. How would you feel if your whole neighborhood was in rot and ruin, and Grey Line hauled buses full of Ma and Pa Kettles through to stare at your sorry circumstances? It would piss me off 4+.     

Allen Hall, plumb wore-out Lindy Hopper

February 5, 2007, in chilly but dry New Orleans            

 

~ SoFLeX007 (South Florida Lindy eXchange) January 11-14,  2007

      This is the 7th annual exchange in Fort Lauderdale and surrounds. It sold out early at 300 dancers (they are budgeted for smallish venues with floors of limited size), Rudy and I were wait-listed at  #s 11 and 12, but, fortunately, got registered after cancellations came in. They are also held 25 walk-in tix open for every dance on a first come-first served basis. This is a popular exchange. To understand why, you need only hold four thoughts in your mind. 1. It is held in January, 2. It is in Fort Lauderdale , 3. The average day-time temperatures in January in Fort Lauderdale are in the 70s or 80s, and 4. This exchange has a great rep for host friendliness. They are dancing in 7 venues and using 12 DJs drawn from the planet Earth. Besides those from South Florida, DJs are coming from Austin , SF, NYC, Atlanta , Seattle , Cleveland , Ashville NC , and ”the” Rome

     The Friday Jan 12 edition of the Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel newspaper carried a story about the exchange on the “Local Section” front page. The story was entitled “Music Zeal? Hop to it: Young dancers will get in the swing of things at South Florida event”. The story was replete with photographs, an account of Lindy Hop history, and an invitation for everyone interested to come to the dances. This invitation was only tempered by a vague disclaimer that there was a cut-off for attendance. After reading this story I had the following mental fantasy.

        3,000 walk-in wannabe Lindy Hoppers arrived for the Friday night dance at 8PM only to discover that only 25 tix were available. Tempers flared: a SoFLeX organizer got punched. The cops were called after a melee broke out between wannabee LHer walk-ins and registered SoFLeX dancers, and during the ensuing mayhem, three cars were burned, the street was trashed,  and some shop windows were broken. Forty people were taken to jail, and 13 ended up in the ER suffering from lacerations, contusions, abrasions, torn clothes and scuffed Bleyers. The on-site TV coverage at 11, and the newspaper accounts the next morning gave Lindy Hop more SE Florida exposure than they ever got fromfeel-good newspaper stories in the entertainment section, but the priggish Brower County council quickly passes an omnibus entertainment ordinance prohibiting Raves, Lindy Hop Dances, and Organized Nude-Ins.

     Is it not amazing where one’s old warped surreal imagination can take one?

     The explanation for the extra zero in SoFleX007 is this. The exchange theme is “James Bond 007” movies, and all of the dancers have been enlisted as agents with a mission of foiling “the diabolical plot hatched by the rogue organization H.U.S.T.L.E. (Hostile Underground Society Toward Lindy Enthusiasts).  One page in the SoFLeX packet booklet carried the public service admonition “FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS DANCE HUSTLE” Entry validation for events comes after you have recorded a computer digitized thumb print. Note: felons beware of SoFLeX! On Thursday, Rudy and my digit prints were not good enough to digitize. I offered the lame explanation that we are so old our fingerprints are almost worn off. Anyway, they must have lowered the computer’s acceptable digital threshold overnight as we passed on Friday. Whew! The SoFLeX packet booklet also contained a listing of all “007” movies, “007” movie trivia, a list of all of the men who have played James Bond, and all of his girlfriends. My #1 has always been Ursula Andress—just a photograph of that woman can make for strange sensations in one’s loins. However, my #2, Britt Ekland has never been far behind. There is a complicated game going on all weekend which culminates with unspecified but cool prizes on Sunday night. The game sounds like a CIAish scavenger hunt for clues, but since Rudy and I only go to evening dances, we did not play the game.

      The Thursday night pre-exchange dance attracted about 150 dancers to the Millennium Ballroom, a large dance studio with a well-used maple floor that had a very nice surface. The music was gang-DJed, and one DJ, with a stunning pompadour played one of the best Rockabilly sets I have ever danced to. It had a little bit of everything good from the ‘50s. I think all the DJed music was well chosen, if, on the average, a little bit brisk. I ain’t complainin’, mind you; when the music is good, I lose all interest in criticizing tempos. If you want one example to measure quality, “Splanky” was played twice—I was so happy. The speakers were suspended near the ceiling, and focused at the dance floor—Oh! Thank You. Thanks to many strings of icicle lights the room was adequately illuminated.  God said “Let there be light” and then man dutifully invented icicle lights.

    The Friday evening dance was at the German American Club, a beautiful venue with Bavarian internal décor. The two story building had an exposed natural wood beamed ceiling, ornate carved wood and Romantic-era German hangings outlined a balcony (with a small dance floor) over the main room which contained about 3,000 sq. ft. of hardwood floor with a nicely loose surface. This was supplemented by about 1,000 sq. ft. of terrazzo which also had a very danceable surface. The acoustics were good, and the sound system was crisp, but since the speakers were 6 feet high and at one end of the room, the music incompletely penetrated all the way to the back of the room. The live music was provided by local Blues diva, Karen Maria Capo and a trio (excellent musicians on keyboard, bass and drums—what, no guitar?) Capo is a blues singer in the Ernestine Anderson genre, in that she excelled in blues at grind tempos, and indeed, the tempos for all the band’s music was on the slow side. I ain't complainin’, but I would have loved to hear the trio rip into some swing standards—I think they had the chops to do them justice. But, alas, this was a blues gig. The DJed music was very much to my liking. Dance space was easy early, but by 10 PM, when out-of-towners started arriving, dance space became dear, but, I have to add, not impossible to find.           

    The Saturday evening dance was held in the Hollywood Polish American Club, a spacious building with about 3,000 sq. ft of wood floor in fine danceable condition, again augmented by an additional generous waxed terrazzo area back near the bar. This was a “black tie optional” night, and so, the standard of dress for men ranged from tuxes with tails to well worn/torn Levis —what else is new in the Lindy world? The ladies looked uniformly better—what else is new in the Lindy world? The only marked incongruity was some ladies in stunning long gowns were shod in skuzzy dance sneakers—what else…. (Ditto). The room was well lighted. The live music was provided by a fine baritone singer, Tom Willis, fronting a quartet of keyboard, bass, drums and a tenor saxophonist/flautist/piccoloist who seemed superfluous, and just about drove Rudy bonkers—there are certain frequencies on a flute or piccolo which hurt Rudy’s ears. It would have helped had he been always in tune on piccolo, but otherwise, the band was just fine, especially because the held bass was amplified sufficiently to drive the music pulse into the furthest reaches of the room. The live music was, on the average, on the slow side—a manifestation of the creeping bluesification** of Lindy Hop? Dance space was easy early on, but tightened somewhat by 10PM. Lotsa good dancers, but, sadly, too many to get around to.

** Lindy Hoppers cum Blues dancers are now just getting around to the inevitable xenophobic schooling-up, with complaints about certain scenes “who don’t know how to blues dance.” Look, I have no idea who the blues-dance trend and style setters are, but I, for one, and maybe the only one, think this whole right and wrong thing is utter nonsense. To me it looks like blues dance is now mainly improvisational, and I hope it stays that way. I can do a slow dance that would in no way be confused as any codified form of blues dance (if such a thing now exists), but , excuse me, can I be allowed to do it, and not have people stand-off and throw rocks at me? Sorry for the mini-editorial, but I had to get one in. Otherwise, why the “Views” in “News and Views….”?

     The Sunday night dance was at the HoJo Dezerland Hotel. My heart sank when I saw the floor. That morning I arose barely able to walk, and here was a large expanse of shiny black and white checkerboard asphalt tile floor which danced just as sticky as it looked. After asking the event Major Domo, Izzy, for permission, I spread some magic dance-dust about, and, whattayaknow, the floor surface improved. The dance venue was a 50s decor restaurant emptied of tables, and adorned with the obligatory Elvis artifacts, plus "of the day" vintage car bodies turned into booth seating.

      In my opinion, the band was clearly the best of the weekend. The Joe Maher quartet consisted of the leader/singer/drummer***, a fine bassist, a saxophonist who made up for some ragged phrasing with plenty of heated greasy blues solos, and Delbert McClinton’s regular pianist, who is a jazz monster, and a mega-monster at boogie-woogie. The band swung, they were animated; they connected with the dancers, and they poured plenty much musical energy into the room. The pianist’s son, who is small for 5 years of age, plays drums. As the dancers gathered around the bandstand, he and dad played a boogie-woogie duet. The kid, who was deadly serious and all business was tight with the rhythm. He played a 2 beat figure on a ride cymbal, and shuffle on the snare, and when he threw in a rip of singles as a fill, the crowd went crazy, but the kid didn’t flinch—he was focused and digging-in He had to stand up to play—the top of the snare drum hit him right about the nipples, but he was kicking the bass drum hard during his brief drum solo at the end of the tune. Can you think “shades of Buddy Rich as Baby Traps?” I hope it happens, and if it does, I hope I am not so old that I can still remember when I first saw him play. The room was hot and dance floor space was tight, but Rudy and I had a great evening. It is amazing how much difference high energy music can make.

*** a.k.a.  Big Joe, of “Big Joe & The Dynaflows” a popular yesteryear jump blues quintet.

    There was a Sunday evening blues room, and when Rudy and I went in and complained about the bright lights hurting our eyes, they turned them down so low you couldn’t see much of anything, and so, Rudy and I, ever the clowns, donned our caps with LED lights on the bills, and did one faux-Blues dance to peals of raucous laughter. Cool—I’ve always wanted  to elicit peals of raucous laughter.  

       Summary: All three wood dance floors had surfaces in very good condition and they didn’t tighten when the floor got crowded. The lighting was adequate in all the evening dance venues. I have absolutely no complaints, and much praise for all of the DJed music. I think the music genera, the individual recordings and the tempos were intelligently chosen. The event was admirably administrated—the handout booklet contained the best directions (with maps) to venues that I have ever seen. The weather was grand; daytime temps in the 80s, and just enough popcorn showers to suggest we were close to the tropics. As advertised, the hosts for this exchange were tres friendly, and so were all the local dancers—I only got turned down twice, by the same girl—was it my big feet? Sigh! I only had a few difficult dances in four nights of Lindy Hop; one was with a wiggle-worm, but the rest were on me when I picked dance-reticent flowers off the wall---but I would do it again.

     We paid $15 in tolls to drive “Alligator Alley” from Naples to Fort Lauderdale and back. We saw zero alligators going east, and had seen not one lousy alligator half way back. I was about to sue the State of Florida for false advertising, and suggest they tether a few gators in the median strip to excite the tourists, when WOW!, at about mile marker #55 going west, we ran onto the mother lode of Alligators in roadside ditches. Big ‘uns, li’l ‘uns, ‘n piles of gators all layin’ on top of one ‘nother; we saw hunnerds of gators. Now I know why Florida has an open season on Alligators.

 

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